Devil may cry.(Extremely pissed right now so fuck off everyone)

*Is asleep on the couch as demons outside slowly close in on my shop*

*A stranger walks in as i wake up and look at him*Bathroom is down the hall to your left shop to the right,renting a room...keys behind counter and leave money on the desk.

*He nods and walks down the hall*

He comes back up "I have an invitation from your brother virgil" He grips the end of the desk and flips it.
I flip in the air landing on the up turned desk catching my gun and pointing foward,Hes not there..."Hmph an invitation eh?" i jump down and holds out a hand as the pizza box comes down,lands in my hand with all the slices.I grab a slice as im about to take a bite,three demons appear behind me stabbing me with scythes.

The demons look at me as,a hand flies out and the demon disappears,i walk foward with blades in me picking up my gun. "Lets get this party started!"I press the jukebox button.Nothing.i press it a couple of times,i turn away "Hyagh!"I turn around quikly and smash the juke box.Music turns on,i take out the blade throw it up as the fan falls and smashes and slices the demons.